A new king demanded a wall
Although it was destined to fall
He just didn’t care
He knew that somewhere
A niño was learning to crawl
There once was a woman who ran
She ran and then ran again
And each time she lost
but not by through her fault
Her opponent was always The Man
The old socialist roared like a mouse does
To the masses and all of their spouses
I’ll do all that’s needed
To stop the be-greeded
Except selling one of my houses
It’s often been said that those who do not learn from the mistakes of the past are condemned to repeat it, but I wonder if anyone truly knows what that means. Here’s a clue.
There is no place on planet earth that I would rather be than right where I am. This is why I so desperately hope they will fast-track this whole Mars colonization thing. Somebody get me off of this rock!
Photo credit: NASA/JPL – Caltech
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Rule: All things in moderation.
Exception: Moderation —-
Rule: Quitters never win.
Exception: When you quit being an asshole you start being a winner.—-
Rule: What goes up must come down.
Exception: The number of days between sexual encounter after age fifty.—-
Rule: There is no such thing as a stupid question.
Exception: Every townhall meeting ever broadcast on cable television.—-
Rule: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Exception: You enjoy being stabbed multiple times with an ice pick.—-
Rule: Love conquers all.
Exception: Grizzly bears. Never try to love a grizzly bear without it’s express consent.
I say this every year because it bears repeating. The best way to honor those who gave all is to vote.
The only app on my tablet that doesn’t support corrective text is my dictionary, but who kneads it anyway.
I have a friend who prides himself on designer labels, his fancy car, and always having th latest iphone.
He just sent me another blog post bemoaning corporate greed. Yep, that’s why he’s always broke.