3 Limericks

A new  king demanded a wall

Although it was destined to fall

He just didn’t care

He knew that somewhere

A niƱo  was learning to crawl

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There once was a woman who ran

She ran and then ran again

And each time she lost 

but not by through her  fault

Her opponent was always The Man

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The old socialist roared like a mouse does

To the masses and all of their spouses

I’ll do all that’s needed

To stop the be-greeded

Except selling one of my houses

No Place on Earth

There is no place on planet earth that I would rather be than right where I am. This is why I so desperately hope they will fast-track this whole Mars  colonization thing. Somebody get me off of this rock!

Photo credit: NASA/JPL – Caltech

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Exception to the Rule

Rule: All things  in moderation.

Exception: Moderation —-

Rule: Quitters never win.

Exception: When you quit being an asshole you start being  a winner.—-

Rule: What goes up must come down.

Exception: The number of days between sexual encounter after age fifty.—-

Rule: There is no such thing as a stupid question.

Exception: Every townhall meeting ever broadcast on cable television.—-

Rule: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

Exception: You enjoy being stabbed multiple times with an ice pick.—-

Rule: Love conquers all.

Exception: Grizzly bears. Never try to love a grizzly bear without it’s express consent.